My Nemesis

There is a woman that I loathe and I have decided that she will officially be my nemesis for 2013. I've never had a nemesis before, but I have decided that it's time I officially had one and besides I really like the word. I instantly get the urge to place my pinky on my lip and do my best Dr. Evil impression.

But let me be serious for a second. When someone goes to greet someone for the first time,  extends their hand and smiles, only to receive a "No, no we don't need to do that," - it does not make for a good first impression. I guess I didn't back away fast enough because then I received a flailing hand, as if to say back away peasant!  I didn't know people were allowed to respond like that in real life and real time. I would have just assumed that the common coutresy police would descend from the heavens and slap someone down for acting like an ass wipe. I guess not.

My susbsequent interactions with my nemesis have not improved. She yells. She smacks her lips obnoxiously. She has a bad case of the ghetto girl goose neck - especially when she thinks she has landed a verbal blow or made a good point. Quite simply - she is awful. I was hoping to contribute our initial interactions as a symptom of her inability to get her hands on some Midol, caffeine, or to get laid - something. But as the days have gone by - there is nothing - she's just a bitch. And who walks around sucking Life Savers all day! Like lady, really! I can barely make out the bitchiness while you're screaming and lisping at once. It's just too much. 

But I do, I loathe her and I have resigned myself to getting her back one of these days.  I'll get you next time gadget!  Sorry, couldn't resist. Anyway, so far I have only come up with punching her in the face, but since I am no Ike Turner - that won't work. Maybe I could choke her with that purple tinted fur that she's wearing. No, I suppose that won't work either as it's technically still violent and I don't condone violence - at least this year. So far, taking the high road has not worked with this woman so I will need to try something else for or next encounter. Something where I don't get dragged in the gutter with her, but I can get the last word!