Ok, so I won't really have the Rock's thighs today or any day for that matter, or his arms, or his chest...you get the point. Have you seen him lately? His thighs alone are like two caramel coated Sequoia trees. I digress. I am off topic and going down a different path. Let me refocus. The point is that while I may not have the Rock's thighs one day, maybe I'll be more fit. Yes, it's that time again - New Year's Resolutions!
I can't say that I have too many resolutions, but the being more fit and gaining a little weight thing persists for me year after year. It's like the never ending soap opera plot with me. If it's a New Year, I have a new plan to get fit and every year I fall off the fitness wagon and into a bag of salty potato chips. So, with the New Year upon us I have decided to dust the salt off my body and lips, crawl out the bag of chips, and onto an Ab Rocket - or something.
Now fortunately for me I don't really have a need for weight loss or as my niece would say to me, "are you sure you're eating up there New York?" She was maybe eleven at the time of that conversation by the way. Yes, fortunately, I don't have a problem of losing weight, but as I said I would like to gain a few pounds of muscle. I have also developed a little bit of what I like to call "Skinny Boy Pudge" that needs to be addressed. Essentially, that means I otherwise have the physique of a stick figure with a stomach that has become a little too soft and protrudes, the by product of morning cups of coffee with too much cream, sugar, and the oh so necessary baked good on the side. Oh, and midday and evening snacks have not hurt the cause!
So Happy New Year to all! While I won't have the Rock's physique anytime soon, or ever, I can still have goals and dream, right? And if I can't have the Rock's thighs - I suppose it still won't hurt to put down the doughnuts and do a crunch, right?
Happy New Year everyone! Check back with me next week when I have most likely fallen off the health wagon and devoured Honey Bun.
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